返回第177章 搞笑的早餐,很清淡(2 / 2)我的手指能吞属性首页

其实,张守信最清楚了,这位愣头青“叶闻”说得还真对!他们属实为了利益最大化,才硬搞出来的三餐都要吃得少的真言。

这样每顿给学员们少吃点,给学员们吃得不好点,还会让学员感恩戴德。他们就可以节省出一部分伙食上的开支,他们就能多得到些利润……

张守信怒瞪向叶小龙,气愤地说道:“你懂什么?我们的真一大师,怎么能跟那位只懂皮毛的专家们相提并论呢?”

这时,房玲玲轻轻地拉了一下叶小龙的衣角,低声说道:“小龙,别皮了!我起床那么早,现在都有饿了。别跟他计较了。让他领着大家唱完进餐歌,好早点开饭啊!”

叶小龙点了点头,没有再中跟张守信计较…………

张守信感觉,这是他见到的,包括他的师父及李教头在内,第一在“叶闻”这个爱捣乱的臭小子面前,占了上风。

他很得意地继续把背好的大段有关于进餐的合理膳食歌,吟唱给众位学员们:“

人体动力是血糖,日间能量多消耗

蛋白构成人组织,夜间代谢呈高潮。

进餐一定心情好,窝囊憋气病来扰

吃嘛嘛香味蕾好,吃喝不要偏与挑。

细嚼慢咽消化好,吸收利用效率高

大荤红肉腥膻臊,多素少荤清淡好。

健康务必吃简单,花样加工最糟糕

粮食只占三分胃,副食七分不可少。

正餐只吃七分饱,如有饿感零食找

主食不做零食吃,蔬菜水果随便咬。

身体不适少问药,先看吃法对与否

补品不可随便吃,需要清楚什么少。

自然食物为首选,经常调换方为妙!”

早餐:叶小龙和房玲玲都难以下咽,每人的一个能砸死猪那么硬的苞米棒子面的小窝窝头,两条能咸出苦胆的萝卜咸菜丝。

对了,还有一碗汤白萝卜丝清水汤。绝对清汤寡水的,一滴油也看不到。

这九刹山的那些假冒修炼者的骗子张守信,居然还说,别看这一个小窝窝头,里面可是用千年人参和万年灵芝手工研磨后,掺和在了海拔九百九十米九刹山主峰上栽种的纯天然无危害的玉米……

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